Cartman's "stupid online persona" with millions of subscribers who comments on people commenting on things, most especially Kyle Broflovski getting mad about things. His commenter window, though not nearly as strong as PewDePie's, is capable of appearing and disappearing at will regardless of the laws of physics itself. His big break came when he hosted the Washington Redskins' Go Fuck Yourself Holiday Special, but eventually his rival PewDePie interrupted the broadcast and brought peace to the world once more.
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- "Oh, looks like Kyle is commenting on my commenter window, bras! Be sure to comment on that. #kyleisgettingfrustrated" (#REHASH)
- "Looks like we're in the school now. Check out Wendy, she's flat as a pancake." (#REHASH)
- "Oh my dick's gettin hard again! It's protrudin' out my paaaaants!" (#REHASH)
- "Butters will back me up on anything. He's such a bitch." (#REHASH)
- "These guys are such blumpkin catchers." (#HappyHolograms)
- "Hoh, this should get some comments." (#HappyHolograms)