The self-proclaimed Emperor of Black People, Jesse Jackson is determined to make every discussion he enters about African-American issues to raise his public profile. Whether it be trying to defend black students in an all-white class or asking "nigger guys" to literally kiss his ass in hopes of being forgiven by the African-American community, he will take an opportunity to raise his profile, even if many people don't feel he represents them fairly.
- "That's right! I believe the African-American in your class were misrepresented!" (Trapper Keeper)
- "Mr. Marsh, you need to take time to understand African-American culture, visit black museums, see black performers and artists." (With Apologies to Jesse Jackson)
- "Apologize. Kiss it." (With Apologies to Jesse Jackson)