|Occupation||Hunter* Co-host of "Huntin' and Killin'"|
|Voiced by||Trey Parker|
Ned Gerblanksi is Jimbo Kern's old war buddy who co-hosts "Huntin' & Killin'." He blew his arm off with a grenade in Vietnam while helping to destroy the entire Viet Cong army. He also received throat cancer from smoking too many cigarettes and now must speak with the help of an electro-larynx. During the second season he was put into a catatonic state when he encountered the Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka.
You’re accident-prone and a bit of a hick. You’re obsessed with trucks, beer and violence. People with Ned Gerblanski DNA have made a lot of sacrifices in this life – maybe even losing a limb or two along the way – but they did it all for the good ol’ U.S. of A.
"I don't think eight year old kids drink beer, mmm."