Sons A Witches
At the annual Halloween get together, a witch casts a spell that terrorizes everyone in South Park.
Gerald drives a carpool of Randy and other friends, who are all dressed as witches, to meet with other men and have a party where they get drunk and smoke crack cocaine. Meanwhile, Cartman tries to hurry along Heidi Turner to get to a pumpkin patch carnival but she repeatedly delays their departure by taking a long time to prepare. By the time they arrive at the pumpkin patch, many of the attractions have already closed. At the party, one of the guys named Chip Duncan reads from a spell book from Salem, Massachusetts and transforms into a real witch. He flies away on a broomstick and attacks South Park with flaming pumpkin bombs. He eventually attacks the pumpkin patch forcing Cartman and Heidi to flee before Cartman can enjoy anything at the carnival, then kidnaps a child and flies away. The following day, Cartman is seen brooding and staring intently at Heidi while the rest of the boys discuss how to stop the witch. When Randy and the guys try to resume their party for another night, they discover that their park where they hold their party has been closed, as Randy believes the town is on a witch hunt, although he instead refers to it as a "witch pursuit thing".
While Chip continues to attack the town and kidnap children, Kyle and the boys try to design a plan to stop the witch when Cartman comes in with a plan to get rid of Heidi instead, as her poor time management skills are infuriating him. Stephen Stotch tries to convince Randy to admit to everyone about their crack cocaine use, but Randy delays him from doing so until the following morning. He then calls one of his friends to arrange to have Stephen sacrificed to the Devil. The boys realize that their parents are all missing, so Stan has Butters call the one member of the witch party who has been missing; President Garrison Witch. Meanwhile, Cartman realizes that the witch is kidnapping children, so he invites Heidi to a Halloween costume party, and as Cartman takes Heidi down a path they are confronted by the witch who takes Heidi while Cartman hides.
Randy and the rest of the Jack and Crack Men Witch Club have Stephen brought to a Ross Dress for Less store parking lot where they accuse him of being the bad witch, but Chip flies in and confronts them. He reveals that he is using a bag to carry the children and plans to use them to increase his power. As he speaks, President Garrison flies in on Air Force One. When Chip threatens Garrison, Garrison calls for a satellite to fire a laser which immediately burns Chip into ashes. The police release all of the children from the bag except for Heidi who cannot leave until she is fully ready. Heidi is later seen irritating Cartman again with her long preparations as she constantly delays their trick-or-treating.
Behind the Scenes
Pop Culture References
The episode parodies the Harvey Weinstein sexual abuse allegations by comparing them to a witch hunt.
- The Jack and Crack Witch Week starts for the father's of South Park; Randy joins the other dads with the Jack Daniels."I Want Candy" by Bow Wow Wow
- The Jack and Crack Witch Week starts for the father's of South Park; Randy joins the other dads with the Jack Daniels. "The Number of the Beast" by Iron Maiden
- Randy, Gerald, Stephen and the rest of the dads try to show the town that not all witches are bad. "A Witch Pursuit Thing"